The cogs begin to turn once again – Why I quit Calculus class and return to...
If anyone was really reading this stuff, they might be wondering where we went. Why the machine came to a dead stop. I got this sick idea in my head awhile back that I wanted to go to business school....
View ArticleSharknado – No, no… this is a real thing.
Words. I can’t find them. This… this is just amazing. I mean, not in the sense that it looks any sort of good. It’s just amazing that there was money that backed this idea. Here, take a look, then...
View ArticleSDCC Electro Teaser – The best way to further ensure that the sequel to...
San Diego Comic Con is in full swing which means that all weak, there’s going to be a litany of geek shit tumbling onto the internet. One of the first big teasers I’ve seen so far is for the follow up...
View ArticlePoster for the new Godzilla reboot – More giant monsters? TAKE MY MONEY
I don’t know why, but I have a good feeling about this. My love for giant monsters is unmistakable. I loved Cloverfield and most recently Pacific Rim. If this delivers something along those lines and...
View ArticleElysium – Missing the mark…. NOW IN BEAUTIFUL IMAX
Courtesy TriStar Pictures So I’m just getting around to this writeup. Too much life happening these days. Anyway, fuck it, let’s dip our balls into this review. It crushes, and I mean CRUSHES, me to...
View ArticleThe shockingly true life adventures of Dave Caswell – Episode #1
DAY OF THE WIRELESS MORNING COMMUTE NIGHTMARE A very true story by Dave Caswell about Dave Caswell The transmission occurred at 8:50am on Tuesday, August 20th, a few minutes before the number 28 Metro...
View ArticleThe shockingly true life adventures of Dave Caswell – Episode #2
TACO NIGHT A very true story by Dave Caswell about Dave Caswell White nothing. An enveloping brightness filled with searing hot pain. He always heard from people who had made this trip, this way, that...
View ArticleThe shockingly true life adventures of Dave Caswell – Episode #3
MAN-BEAST A very true story by Dave Caswell about Dave Caswell The Man-Beast stood before the threshold and sniffed the air cautiously. Amidst the thousand aromas that it’s brain couldn’t possibly...
View ArticleThe shockingly true life adventures of Dave Caswell – Episode #4
THE ENEMY OF MIME ENEMY IS MIME FRIEND A very true story by Dave Caswell about Dave Caswell One of Dave Caswell’s favorite pastimes, is people watching. Not in a creepy, ‘one hand down the front of the...
View ArticleThe shockingly true life adventures of Dave Caswell – Episode #5
THE BLOODY NOVA A very true story by Dave Caswell about Dave Caswell Dave was drunk. Several pints and a shot (or two) of raw hooch and he was standing on the curb outside of his favorite bar in South...
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